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capnromanoff:

consider this:

thor is always running into little kids who are thrilled to meet him - he doesn’t really understand the concept of signing autographs, but he starts carrying asgardian toys around in his pockets to give to kids he meets (much to shield’s chagrin - how are we…

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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ponett:

this is probably the best screenshot i’m ever going to take in smash 3ds

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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city-fog-and-brave-dialogue:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(Source: spoopymarveltrash)

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realhayleyghoover:

Uh not to mention Bruno Mars literally has a song about how much he wants to MURDER one of his exgirlfriends, but you’re right, Taylor’s feelings are tErRifYiNg

(Source: fyeahtaylor)

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martininamerica:

I can’t tell if my cat is purring or just receiving radio waves from some outer space alien intelligence.

Photo 20 Oct 12,397 notes wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

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impactrueno:

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

probably not try to educate/watch over 30 or so teenagers while underpaid

Photo 20 Oct 199,028 notes grrrlfever:

track 1: all star - smash mouthtrack 2: all star - smash mouthtrack 3: all star - smash mouthtrack 4: all star - smash mouthtrack 5: all star - smash mouthtrack 6: all star - smash mouthtrack 7: all star - smash mouthtrack 8: all star - smash mouthtrack 9: all star - smash mouthtrack 10: all star - smash mouthtrack 11: all star - smash mouthtrack 12: all star - smash mouth

grrrlfever:

track 1: all star - smash mouth
track 2: all star - smash mouth
track 3: all star - smash mouth
track 4: all star - smash mouth
track 5: all star - smash mouth
track 6: all star - smash mouth
track 7: all star - smash mouth
track 8: all star - smash mouth
track 9: all star - smash mouth
track 10: all star - smash mouth
track 11: all star - smash mouth
track 12: all star - smash mouth

(Source: skye-bleu)

Photo 20 Oct 273 notes ultimatelarrystylinson:

Thanks fanfiction!

ultimatelarrystylinson:

Thanks fanfiction!

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fullten:

You are not obligated to love abusive people, 

that includes your parents and any other family members or authority figures. Don’t assume that if you are calm and rational they will be. 

They never are. You don’t have to be around those people if you don’t want to be. 

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spookyamashuu:

I really need to follow some new blogs so reblog if you post

  • Noragami
  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • Kuroshitsuji
  • Shingeki no Kyojin
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Daily Lives of High School Boys
  • Dramatical Murder
  • Death Note
  • D. Gray Man
  • Darker Than Black
  • Zankyou no Terror
  • My Neighbor TotorO
  • Spirited Away
  • Free!
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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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fuckyeahmytwistedmind:

fourex-:

spoopydarnni:

cumleak:

also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share

PSA ok

The second person diagnosed with Ebola is a nurse in dallas.

PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF
DO NOT START MASS HYSTERIA


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